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Funny hot takes about lifestyle. Do you agree or disagree?
30 Funny Lifestyle Hot Takes
1.
Toilet paper should hang over, not under
2.
A world of all women would function better than all men
3.
Being hot but dumb beats being smart but ugly
4.
Employee of the month beats free fast food
5.
Everyone's called a teacher 'mom' at least once
6.
Talking to dogs beats talking to cats
7.
Eating a whole turkey beats eating all the mashed potatoes
8.
Leftover mashed potatoes beat leftover stuffing
9.
Watching football is the best part of Thanksgiving
10.
Raw onion tastes better than uncooked corn on the cob
11.
Going to the Thanksgiving parade in fancy dress would be fun
12.
White House Thanksgiving prep is just as chaotic as yours
13.
Wild nights out are over for me
14.
Waking up with a mohawk beats a squeaky voice
15.
Air guitar beats air drums
16.
Speeding tickets are better than parking tickets
17.
Bad dancing is better than bad singing
18.
Practical jokes beat clever wordplay
19.
A good story beats a quick one-liner
20.
Testing the waters beats diving in headfirst
21.
Comedians in serious films beat serious actors in comedies
22.
Live comedy shows beat comedy films
23.
Sauce on the side beats sauce on top
24.
Dogs are way smarter than cats
25.
Ground that squeaks beats ground that talks
26.
Losing smell beats losing taste
27.
Everyone could use a good makeover
28.
Some common phrases are nails on a chalkboard
29.
I'm clearly better than you
30.
A big bowl of stuffing beats a whole pumpkin pie
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