Spicy Relationship Hot Takes

30 Spicy Relationship Hot Takes

1. 1.Our going out and staying in balance is perfect
2. 2.Vulnerability is essential in relationships
3. 3.We've broken down your emotional walls
4. 4.I feel insecure in our relationship
5. 5.Everyone has truly hated someone at some point
6. 6.Giving up alcohol is easier than no intimacy for a year
7. 7.I show you plenty of care and affection
8. 8.We give each other plenty of space
9. 9.We spend enough quality time together
10. 10.When I'm upset, give me space over comfort
11. 11.We handle conflict the right way
12. 12.Forgiveness is just a story we tell ourselves so we don't have to feel the rage we're actually entitled to
13. 13.Having separate bank accounts in a marriage just means you're planning the divorce
14. 14.Venmo requesting someone for a $4 coffee makes you the worst kind of person
15. 15.Expecting separate checks on dates means you're not actually interested in building a relationship
16. 16.Parents who give their adult children money are ruining them and creating entitled failures
17. 17.Couples who work out together are compensating for relationship problems with endorphins
18. 18.Staying friends with your exes means you never truly loved them or you're keeping them as backup options
19. 19.Pets are practice children for people terrified of actual human commitment
20. 20.Every friendship is transactional—we only keep people around who provide some form of utility
21. 21.Wedding registries have become glorified cash grabs disguised as tradition
22. 22.You should absolutely read your partner's group chats if offered
23. 23.Staying friends with your ex means you never really loved them
24. 24.Your friends should be allowed to veto your relationship
25. 25.Long-distance relationships are just prolonged situationships
26. 26.Couple Halloween costumes are cringier than they are cute
27. 27.Introducing someone as your 'partner' is trying too hard
28. 28.Having a 'work spouse' is emotional cheating
29. 29.Sharing food on a first date is a green flag, being precious about it is a red flag
30. 30.Keeping your ex's stuff for more than a month means you're not over them